random hilarious jokes

*Wife*= Honey can please help me in cleaning d garden?
*Husband*=Do i look like a gardener?
*Wife*=Sorry Honey, OK then fix d bathroom door.
*Husband*=Do i look like a carpenter?... then d husband walks out. 
After coming from where he went, he found d garden clean and d door fixed
*Husband*=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself
*Wife*= It's not Me
*Husband*= Who then?
*Wife*=simo Our neighbour
*Husband*= How much did u pay him?
*Wife*= No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or sex
*Husband*= Hope u gave him bread
*Wife*= Do i look like a baker?
_Husband Fainted_😂😂😂